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The boat carrying Sir Hoster Tully’s corpse is set aflame.
Episode 3 begins with the funeral of Sir Hoster Tully, lord of Riverrun and father of Lady Catelyn. We learn that he was stubborn and a skilled warrior (took part in many battles). We are introduced (humorously) to Robb’s uncle Edmure (Tobias Menzies; Brutus in HBO’s Rome) and Catelyn’s battle-hardened uncle, Brynden “Blackfish” Tully (veteran character actor Clive Russell). Dark humor is woven through this episode.
Lady Catelyn Stark at her father’s funeral
A world of war and tragedy is not a world without comedy, but rather a world where comedy is rarely allowed to continue unabated for very long.
At any given point, there are characters in situations where they could forget about the gravity at hand, where the inherent humor of human interaction overwhelms the threat of widespread conflict.
-Miles McNulty (Cultural Learnings blog)
Tobias Menzies (foreground) joins the cast as Edmure Tully, Robb’s uncle
Edmure’s men have captured two young Lannister boys, but Robb doubts that Lord Tywin will make peace solely for their release. The Mountain (loyal to Tywin) and his men are still out there, killing and plundering mindlessly. Robb is worried about all his young siblings, though he doesn’t speak of it. Blackfish tells Catelyn that she has to believe that Bran and Rickon are alive. (Fairley gets another emotional/powerful scene where we see that even she can’t be strong all the time.)
Brynden “Blackfish” Tully (Clive Russell)
There’s a beast in every man, and it stirs when you put a sword in his hand. –Ser Jorah
(This was the most powerful line of this episode, in my opinion.)
Dany and her two advisors, Ser Jorah and Ser Barristan
Daenerys is still in the slave city of Astapor, wondering if she should purchase the 8,000 Unsullied warriors we met in Episode 2. She’s disturbed by all that she sees around her- slaves with chains around their necks, others bloodied and crucified, the despair on the faces of the young kids. Ser Barristan says that men fight for a leader they admire and love. He says that her brother Rhaegar was “the finest man I ever knew.” Ser Jorah says that “The Unsullied are not men,” so they will not rape or kill innocents. Dany decides to sell one of her dragons (much to the shock of both her advisors)! She also asks Krasznys for the translator, Missandei (Nathalie Emmanuel).
I’m not sure what is going on with Theon, but he gets some help from a young man, who tells him that “you’re not in the Iron Islands.” Then, there is an exciting riding scene! Theon is saved from being raped by a gang of vicious thugs by his new friend.
A spiral of dead horses
Jon, Mance, Ygritte, and the Wildlings go south of The Wall and come upon a large spiral of dead horses which Mance says belonged the “best warriors” of Lord Commander Mormont. The “Old Bear” and his men, including Sam, go back to Krastor’s Keep to ask for shelter. Sam witnesses Gilly, the young woman he befriended in Season 2, giving birth to a baby- a boy. Uh oh!
Arya and Hot Pie say goodbye
Arya and Gendry say goodbye to Hot Pie (who served as comic relief); he impressed an innkeeper with his baking skills. He gives Arya a (somewhat) wolf-shaped loaf of bread as a goodbye present. Arya is a “guest” of the Brotherhood without Banners, who will protect her from harm.
Tyrion goes to fetch the ledgers from Littlefinger’s brothel
The Lannisters seem to have an odd, old-money attitude toward money. It’s the basis of their family’s fame, and yet too much attention to the making and managing of it is uncouth, unseemly.
-James Poniewozik (Time Magazine)
Anyway, it’s not my father I’m worried about, it’s the Iron Bank of Braavos. We owe them tens of millions.
-Lord Tyrion
Lord Tyrion is made Master of Coin by his father, since Littlefinger is soon going off to The Eyrie to woo the widowed Lady Arryn, the younger sister of Catelyn. Tywin feels that it’s a “fine” (strategic) match for Littlefinger, who he made Lord of Harrenhal. Tyrion soon realizes that “the history of the Seven Kingdoms” is inside the ledgers. There is a cute (yet informative) scene where he explains how money is borrowed to Bronn.
Jamie negotiates to help Brienne keep her “honor”
Ser Jaime (no shining white knight) gets a moment of redemption- finally! (Coster-Waldau has become one of the most watchable actors on the show. His British accent has improved much over the seasons, too.) Brienne is saved from being raped by Bolton’s bannermen (Northmen) who captured them at the end of Episode 2. However, Jaime goes a bit too far (with his egotistical words), and is seriously punished by Locke (Noah Taylor). It’s quite a shock! (One viewer commented that he lost a hand, but gained back a bit of his soul.)
Lady Catelyn Stark shares a very emotional story with Queen Talisa (Robb’s wife)
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This one’s for the girls! The women get highlighted in the second episode of the HBO series. Catelyn (Michelle Fairley) learns the fate of her father; the men of the North (loyal to Robb) travel to Riverrun for the funeral. Bran and Rickon could be in great danger (or worse). Catelyn reveals more of her story (and character) by recalling Jon Snow’s illness as a child. (I loved the piece of music that accompanied the scene!)
Lady Olenna Tyrell of Highgarden (Diana Rigg) talks with Lady Sansa Stark
We meet the tough, straight-talking grandmother of Margaery (Natalie Dormer), Lady Olenna (veteran British actress Diana Rigg) who asks for a chat with Sansa. With some coaxing from the ladies, the innocent and sensitive Sansa reveals her true feelings for Joffrey. To sum it up: “He’s a monster.”
Lady Margaery Tyrell (Natalie Dormer) gets to know more about her fiancé, King Joffrey Baratheon
Margaery, who’s a clever young woman, listens to Sansa very carefully as she talks about the king. (The wheels are spinning in her head, no doubt.) Recall how she tried to make things work with Renly (who preferred her brother, Loras)? Later, we get the scene with Margaery, Joffrey, and a very fancy crossbow. Yes, she really wants to be “the queen.”
Arya (Maisie Williams) and friends meet the Brotherhood without Banners
Arya (Maisie Williams), Gendry (Joe Dempsie), and Hot Pie (Ben Hawkey) meet some of the men from the Brotherhood without Banners in the woods not far from Riverrun (the ancestral home of House Tully). Their leader says that they don’t fight for any lord, but want to protect the forest. In the tavern, Arya’s true identity is revealed by The Hound, who left the royal court during the Battle of Blackwater Bay.
Meera Reed (Ellie Kendrick)
Another new character is Meera Reed (Ellie Kendrick from The Diary of Anne Frank), who protects her brother Jojen (Thomas Brodie-Sangster from Love Actually) on the quest to find Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright). They are the children of the man who saved Ned Stark’s life during the Targaryen rebellion.
Brienne (Gwendoline Christie)
Let’s not forget Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) and Jaime’s (exciting) fight on the bridge! They are getting to know each other (a little) and have good chemistry. They are both knights, but have very different values.
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Jon Snow (Kit Harington) has left his “brothers” of the Night’s Watch and traveled a long way with Ygritte (Rose Leslie) and her fellow Wildlings. He meets the much-discussed Mance Rayder (Ciaran Hinds), who was once a ranger, but is now “the King Beyond The Wall.” (It’s great to see Hinds on a weekly series; many of my regular readers will know him from Persuasion, The Mayor of Casterbridge, Rome, and more recently- Political Animals).
Three unlikely heroes of the city: Tyrion, Bronn, & Pod
In Kings Landing, the recovered Lord Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) still has the loyalty of his (newly knighted) sellsword, Ser Bronn of the Backwater (Jerome Flynn), and young valet Pod. Too bad that his older sister and father still hate him, There is a great scene between Lord Tywin, the new Hand of the King (Charles Dance) and Tyrion, where both actors get to shine and reveal more about their characters. The son is rejected (once again) in a cruel manner.
Ser Davos strikes out at Melisandre when she mentions his dead son
We see that Ser Davos Seaworth (Liam Cunningham) is alive after the terrible battle which claimed his son Mattos. (I was especially waiting to see this fine actor return!) He’s picked up by his old smuggler friend, Salladhor Sam (Lucian Msamati), who advises him to stay away from Dragonstone. (Recall what Davos said to his son in Season 2? “You want me to have a god? Fine. Stannis is my god. He raised me up and blessed me with his trust. He gave you a future I could never have imagined.”) The very depressed Lord Stannis Baratheon (Stephen Dillane) sees no one but the “the red woman,” Melisandre (Clarice Van Houten). We get the impression that she’s running things, even burning prisoners who reject her god (“the Lord of Light”). Unfortunately, “The Onion Knight” is unable to persuade Stannis that Melisandre is evil, so is placed in the dungeon.
The dragons are growing fast while Daenerys, Jorah, and some of the Dothraki sail across the Narrow Sea
Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) is worried about finding an army. Her dragons are growing up. Ser Jorah Mormont (Iain Glen) is still by her side, though he’s skeptical about the future. (Glen doesn’t get to do much in this episode, but it’s great to see him, as usual. Let’s see him in some new/snazzy outfits!) The Dothraki are very uneasy at sea (“the poison water”). Jorah thinks that the eunuch/slave army, the Unsullied, are worth a look.
Littlefinger comes to have a private talk with Sansa; her loyal handmaiden Shae watches on with suspicion
Lord Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish (Aiden Gillen) brings Lady Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner, now 17) a bit of news about her mother and little sister, Arya. He says that he can help her escape- soon. The disenchanted Sansa is still part of the royal court, though King Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) has chosen Lady Margaery Tyrell (Natalie Dormer from The Tudors) as his future wife/queen. The Tyrells of Highgarden joined with Lord Tywin’s army to defeat Lord Stannis’ army (end of Season 2.)
The politically savvy Margaery visits an orphanage in Flea Bottom, giving kids presents… and hope
I especially liked the dinner scene where we see Queen Cersei (Lena Headey) being supplanted by Margaery in the eyes of Joffrey. (Choosing an experienced actress like Dormer, aged 31, was a smart move after all!) Cersei can no longer control Joffrey, but perhaps Margaery is up to the task?
Tyrion (to his sister, Cersei): You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality- that and your cheekbones.
Lord Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish (Aiden Gillen) threatened by palace guards at Cersei’s command
Baelish (after telling a not-so-subtle tale to the queen): Knowledge is power.
Cersei: Power is power.
Lady Catelyn Stark (Michelle Fairley) meets with King Renly Baratheon in Highgarden
Catelyn: There’s a king in every corner now.
King Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) gets slapped by his mother, Cersei
Joffrey (to his mother, Cersei, after she slaps him): What you just did is punishable by death. You will never did it again. Never.
Jeor Mormont (to Jon): You want to lead one day? Then learn how to follow.
Episode 2: The Night Lands
Janos Slynt: (angrily) Are you drunk? I won’t have my honor questioned by an imp! Tyrion: I’m not questioning your honor, Ser Janos. I’m denying its existence.
Samwell Tarly (John Bradley) befriends Gilly (Hannah Murray), one of Krastor’s daughters/wives
Sam (to Jon re: Gilly): I can’t steal her. She’s a person, not a… goat.
Ser Davos Seaworth, “The Onion Knight” (Liam Cunningham), forms an alliance with charming smuggler, Salladhor Sam (Lucian Msamati)
Salladhor Sam (to Mattos, Davos’ son): I’ve been all over the world, my boy, and everywhere I go people tell me about the “true gods.” They all think they found the right one.
Episode 3: What is Dead May Never Die
Ser Loras Tyrell, the “Knight of the Flowers” (Finn Jones), & Brienne of Tarth (Gwendolyn Christie) after their fight- she won
Margaery Tyrell: Loras! Highgarden! [Loras knocks his opponent’s shield away, then the flail. The other knight charges at Loras, grabs him by the waist and knocks him to the ground. The crowd boos in disapproval. Loras’ opponent opens his visor and holds a dagger near his unprotected face.] Loras Tyrell: I yield! I yield! [Margaery sits down, disappointed at her brother’s defeat. The winning knight stands and sheathes the dagger. Loras stands and quickly moves away from his opponent.] Renly Baratheon: [claps his hands] Well fought! Approach. [Loras removes his helmet. His opponent approaches Renly and bows.] Renly: Rise. Remove your helm. [The knight rises and removes the helmet. Catelyn and the rest of the crowd are surprised to see it is a woman.] Renly: You are all your father promised and more, my lady. I’ve seen Ser Loras bested once or twice, but… never quite in that fashion. [Loras is visibly annoyed to hear that.] Margaery: Now, now, my love. My brother fought valiantly for you. [Renly smiles at his queen.] Renly: That he did, my queen. But there can be only one champion! Brienne of Tarth, you may ask anything of me you desire. If it is within my power, it is yours. Brienne: [bows gracefully] Your Grace, I ask the honor of a place in your Kingsguard. [The crowd gasps, for this is unprecedented request.] Loras: [quietly] What? Brienne: I will be one of your seven, pledge my life to yours, and keep you safe from all harm. [After long moment of silence, Renly answers:] Renly: Done! Rise, Brienne of the Kingsguard. [Renly claps his hands, and Margaery joins him. The crowd applauds, but rather feebly. Brienne stands.]
Varys (to Tyrion): Power resides where men believe it resides. It’s a trick. A shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
Tyrion: What kind of knight beats a helpless girl? Meryn Trant: The kind who serves his king, Imp! Bronn: Careful now. We don’t want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak. Tyrion: Someone get the girl something to cover herself with. [Sandor Clegane (The Hound) gives Sansa his cloak.] Tyrion: (to Joffrey) She’s to be your queen. Have you no regard for her honor? Joffrey: I’m punishing her. Tyrion: For what crimes? She’s not fighting her brother’s battle, you halfwit. Joffrey: You can’t talk to me like that. The king can do as he likes! Tyrion: The mad king did as he liked. Has your uncle Jaime ever told you what happened to him? Meryn: No one threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard! Tyrion: I’m not threatening the king, Ser. I’m educating my nephew.
[to Bronn] Tyrion: Bronn, the next time the Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. [Back to Ser Meryn] Tyrion: That was a threat. See the difference?
King Renly (Gethin Anthony) meets with King Stannis (Stephen Dillane), his older brother
Melisandre (very seriously): You should kneel before your brother [Stannis]. He’s the Lord’s chosen- born amidst salt and smoke. Renly (amused): “Born amidst salt and smoke.” Is he a ham?
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
Harrenhal (reputed to be haunted)
Tyrion (to Bronn): The king is a lost cause. It’s the rest of us that I’m worried about now.
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
The royal entourage on the streets of King’s Landing
Tyrion (to Joffrey): We’ve had vicious kings and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot boy king!
The King of the North, Robb Stark (Richard Madden), plans war strategy
[Robb Stark receives news that Theon Greyjoy has betrayed him and seized Winterfell.] Robb: This cannot be true. Roose Bolton: We’ve had ravens from White Harbour, Barrowtown and the Dreadfort. I’m afraid it is true. Robb: Why? Why would Theon…? Bolton: Because the Greyjoys are treasonous whores. Robb: My brothers… Bolton: We’ve heard nothing of them… but Rodrik Cassel is dead. Catelyn: [angrily] I told you- never trust a Greyjoy! Robb: I must go north at once. [Robb stands and starts to walk out of the tent. Roose Bolton approaches him.] Bolton: There’s still a war to win, Your Grace! Robb: [angrily] How can I call myself “King” if I can’t hold my own castle? How can I ask men to follow me if…? Bolton: [firmly] You are a king! And that means you don’t have to do everything yourself. Catelyn: Let me go and talk to Theon. Robb: There will be no talk. He will die for this! Bolton: Theon holds the castle with a skeleton crew. Let me send word to my bastard at the Dreadfort; he can raise a few hundred men and retake Winterfell before the new moon. We have the Lannisters on the run; if you march all the way back north now, you’ll lose what you gained. My boy would be honored to bring you Prince Theon’s head. Robb: Tell your son Bran and Rickon’s safety is paramount. And Theon… I want him brought to me alive. I want to look him in the eye and ask him “Why?”… and then I will take his head myself!
Episode 7: A Man Without Honor
Tyrion: It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.
Arya: Visenya Targaryen was a great warrior. She had a Valyrian steel sword she called “Dark Sister.” Lord Tywin Lannister: Hm. She’s a heroine of yours, I take it. Aren’t most girls more interested in the pretty maidens from the songs? Jonquil, with flowers in her hair? Arya: Most girls are idiots.
The Prince of the Iron Islands, Theon Greyjoy (Alfie Allen), takes over his former home, Winterfell
Theon: It’s better to be cruel than weak.
“The Kingslayer,” Jaime Lannister (Nicolaj Coster-Waldau), is re-captured by Stark allies
Jaime Lannister: I was sixteen once. I also had to replace someone’s squire on short notice. Alton Lannister [a distant cousin]: Which knight was it? Jaime: Barristan Selmy. The fight against the kingswood outlaws, before your time. Alton: What was he like? Jaime: He was a painter. A painter who only used red.
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
Tyrion (to Cersei): I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.
Lord Varys (Conleth Hill) & Lord Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) discuss war strategy
Varys (to Tyrion): You’re quite good at being Hand, you know. Jon Arryn and Ned Stark were good men, honorable men. But they disdained the game and those who play it. You enjoy the game. And you play it well.
Bronn (Jerome Flynn), bluntly tells his employer/friend, Tyrion (Peter Dinklage), that books won’t help him win a war
Bronn (nodding to an axe in Tyrion’s hand): Do you know how to use that? Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.
Episode 9: Blackwater
Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner) & her handmaiden Shae (Sibel Kekilli) watch King Joffrey Baratheon, palace guards, & other men leave for war
Shae: Some of those boys will never come back. Sansa: Joffrey will. The worst ones always live.
Tyrion (shouting encouragment to the Lannister troops): Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let’s go kill them!
Episode 10: Valar Morghulis
Maester Luwin (to Theon): You’re not the man you’re pretending to be.
Catelyn (to Robb re: her marriage to Ned): Love didn’t just happen to us. We built it slowly over the years, stone by stone. For you, for your brothers and sisters, for all of us. It’s not as exciting as secret passion in the woods, but it is stronger. It lasts longer.
Cersei (Lena Headey) drinks and (bitterly) educates Sansa on the realities of being a queen
Cersei (to Sansa): …but this is Stannis Baratheon. I’d have a better chance seducing his horse.
Varys (to Tyrion): There are many who know that without you, this city faced certain defeat. The King won’t give you any honors, the histories won’t mention you, but we will not forget.
Tyrion (to Shae): I do belong here. These bad people are what I’m good at, out-talking them, out-thinking them. It’s what I am. And I like it. I like it more than anything I’ve ever done.