Bollywood should be consumed in VERY small doses IMHO. Otherwise, one risks becoming angry, irritated, etc. with it’s vacuous portrayals of women, recycled plotlines, and banal dialogue. A FEW films rise above the junk, to be fair to the industry. The more Bolly movies I see, the more I understand. It’s cool, BUT sometimes the songs (esp. when translated) are… cheesy. Okay, VERY cheesy!
Do YOU like cheese? Then read on (for some good laughs)!
A still from Devdas; my mom’s impression: “Oof, that movie hurts my eyes!” (It’s VERY bright, colorful, and melodramatic.)
“A thousand Romeos have been made crazy for love of me.” -Soniye Mil Jaa (Aaja Nachle)
This is my FAVE line from a Bolly song, ever! Not many ladies can say this- Elizabeth Taylor maybe?
“You’re reaching the stars of my heart. You tell me, after meeting you, why wouldn’t someone lose their life and love to you?” –Tauba Tumhaare Yeh Ishaare (Chalte Chalte)
What the heck are the stars of someone’s heart!?
“Your heart says beat, beat; my bangles say jingle, jingle. My god, my god, love has made me helpless.” –Tu Mere Samne (Chori Chori)
This is one of my fave Bolly songs; the movie resembles While You Were Sleeping.
“Look at this crazy girl- she is ignorant of this world. A gust of wind will come, and with it- her lover.” –Silsila Yeh Chaahat Ka (Devdas)
Yup, that’s how my fam says about me! LOL!
“You are the flower of his arms. I am just the dust of his footsteps.” -Dola Re Dola (Devdas)
Chandramukhi (th courtesan in love w/ Devdas) sings this to Parbati (the virgin in love with Devdas); it sounds SAD here in English. See, you can get affected by this stuff!
“Even if a mirror pays you compliments, my heart says I should break it.” –Tune Zindagi Mein (Humraaz)
This movie is about jealousy; the last half hour is EXACTLY like A Perfect Murder.
“My bracelets say, my bangles say I have become yours, my lover. Without you in my life, I will die.” –Bole Chudiyan (Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham)
Another one of my fave Hindi songs; this movie is HUGE and all-encompassing (of themes) in typical Bolly movies. The songs in it are REALLY good!
“The sun dims into twilight; the moon beams shimmer brightly. I stand still as the earth moves around me.” –Suraj Hua Maddham (K3G)
This isn’t SO bad- it’s romantic.
“Very troublesome, buddy, very troublesome- a fair, fair face with a dark, dark mole.” -Badi Mushkil (Lajja)
Yes, I was nearly ROFLMAO when I realized what it meant!!!
Poster for Lajja, a movie that tried to show feminist sensibility, BUT failed miserably!