Some are sweet, some are just HILARIOUS- but that’s how fathers are, right? I wonder if anyone else can relate to these sayings. Happy Fathers Day, Abba!!!
My dad on guys/relationships:
“What is relationship? People need to get married!”
“Find a boy who has a strong mother and sisters, and respects them.”
“I know some boys, but they are got right for you- not good enough. Honestly, they are bhonda [dull].”
“You know, there are a LOT of faltu [fake] guys out there these days…”
My dad on education/career:
“You could do a PhD- you are a LOT smarter than (insert name of his friend’s/distant relative’s daughter).”
“In these past few years, you could have DONE a PhD already!” (w/ exasperation)
“You could definitely work for the federal government. Some of these people do NOTHING all day.”
My dad on food:
“I don’t like white food.” (Awkward pause and weird look from waiter) “No, no, I mean food with white SAUCE!”
“We can cook better than the restaurants any day.”
“I found a REALLY good supermarket in my area!” (in VERY excited tone)
My dad on family:
“There is NO life without your family!”